On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Say something about gay babies.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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