Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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