Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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