I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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