Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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