thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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