i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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