Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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