remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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