That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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