I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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