no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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