rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I want to fling myself into the sun
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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