no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My penis needs a shock collar
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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