Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
