try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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