my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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