sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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