The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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