I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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