the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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