we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
