guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No more Irish car bombs ever.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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