I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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