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Puke
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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