Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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