And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
