Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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