dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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