he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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