Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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