He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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