Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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