my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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