You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
