The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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