There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm always down for nudity.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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