why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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