Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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