i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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