Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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