Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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