so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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