that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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