Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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