yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Randomize
