In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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