How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
