can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
