Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
