Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Everclear isn't food dammit
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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