the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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