she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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