You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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