i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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