you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Church boner. Awkwardddd
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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